christmas is only one sleep away if you do it right
"honey, i’m pregnant."
“hello pregnant,” he whispers, tears of joy in his eyes. “i’m dad.”
drake stoppin the game to see if the ladies in the crowd are being treated well
that other nigga thought he had the ball
this is literally my thought process like all of the time
Dashboard is getting kinda stagnant and I do love finding new Irish bloggers. New followers for Christmas!
but the real question here is, WHY WASNT THIS IN THE MOVIE
A Letter from Queen Elizabeth II to Lorde.
let’s stop making jokes about girls and start making jokes about white boys
here i’ll start
*white boy voice* chill out man it was just a joke
[walks into class 10 minutes late with a can of Monster] sorry I’m late I got frontpage on Reddit
[wipes cheeto dust off onto cargo shorts] so if you support gender equality does that mean it’s ok to hit women now?
imagine if you got in a argument with someone and you just whipped a tampon out of your vagina and smacked them with it mid sentence